G8 Leaders Agree to Weather Control

It's no secret that many world leaders have inflated views of their own power, but this is just ridiculous.

"President Obama joined other leaders of the industrialized world Wednesday in backing new targets for battling global warming. But the wealthy nations were unable to persuade leaders of developing countries to commit to reductions of their own, and their cooperation is critical to avoiding the worst effects of climate change.

White House officials confirmed that Obama agreed to language supporting a goal of keeping the world's average temperature from rising more than 3.6 degrees Fahrenheit."

Yes, you read that right. The G8 leaders have agreed to keep the world's temperature from rising more than 3 degrees in the coming years. How in the hell are they going to do that? Would it work the way the $787 billion stimulus worked to keep unemployment below 8 percent? What if every country on Earth limited their greenhouse gas emissions, and the temperature still rose? That would not only thwart their plans to prevent the temperature from rising, but it would also prove that climate change is just as much a natural mechanism as it is a man-made one.